TV Show of the Week

Some of you may remember when I sent these out via e-mail every week back in the late 90s. Here they are again, in all their glory. And no, I have no freakin' idea why I'm not famous or why I'm not getting paid oodles of money to write stuff like this in real life.

 

Published Pieces

This one is fairly self explanatory. These are all pieces I've written and/or designed that have actually all been published; some print, some online.

 

"Queen of Thraxville"

This is the start of my latest great American novel. I mainly put this chapter up so that it would finally force me to stop rewriting it and move on with the rest of the story. I can't really give you the plot for this one, nor will you guess it from this one chapter, but the goal is to have you interested enough to want to keep reading. This story is much different than either "Werewolf" or "Two Lives." Actually, it's very different from anything I've written before, at least within the past 10 - 15 years. It's much more like the things I used to write when I was in college and my early 20s.

 

"Rock & Roll Dyke Werewolf"

This is the second of my great unpublished novels, but it's my favorite so it's here first. This is the first four chapters. Generally you send agents the first three, but I never like doing what I'm supposed to do. If anyone's actually interested in reading the rest, e-mail me, and I might send you the other chapters.

 

"Two Lives in One Day"

This is my first great unpublished novels, and it's actually almost eight years old now. It's got much more of a "point," maybe "social significance" would be a better term, than the werewolf story. (Which is probably why I don't like it as much, but agents were much more interested in it.) Ditto the above about reading the rest; e-mail me, and I might send you the other chapters.

Oh yeah, and all the characters are fiction and any resemblance between them and real people, like me, is purely coincidental. (The lead character and I just happen to have lived incredibly similar lives. . .) And no, you can't try to figure out how old I am by looking at the dates in here, because since it IS fiction, the dates are different than the ones from my life.