The Rant Archive

  • Early 2010: Don't Be a Douche

  • 2009: Finally Stop the Excuses and Get on the Bus, Gus

  • Winter 2008: Annoying Slackers Meet the Greatest Generation

  • Fall 2006: The Moral Dilemma

  • Summer 2006: Breaking the DorritDay Curse

  • May 2006: Just Say Something

  • March/April 2006: The Eternal Questions

  • February 2006: It's Just Another Day

  • January 2006: The Dawning of the Age of Dorrit

  • November 2005: I Hate Thanksgiving

  • September/October 2005: The Top Ten Movies to Watch When Your Life Really Sucks, v2005

  • August 2005: Atomic Bombs and Broken Hearts

  • June 2005: It's My Birthday and I'll Rant If I Want To

  • April 2005: Online Bulletin Boards = Junior High School for "Adults"

  • June 2004: He Falls Off His Bike

  • January 2004: The Evil Empire

  • October 2004: Too Lazy To Write It Down

  • June 2003: The Birthday Curse

  • February 2003: Amscray, Dollface

  • November 2002: The Top Ten Movies To Watch When Your Life Kind of Sucks

  • October 2002: Curious George Bush Stole My Cap

  • September 2002: Verizon Must Die

  • August 2002: Dog-Fearing Delivery People

  • July 2002: John Stamos and the Apocalypse

  • June 2002: You Say It's Your Birthday